Davison & The Red Rubber Butt

I had read online that Davison Design will accept and follow up on Any invention idea submission…No matter how ridiculous.
So, I decided to to put this theory to the test…(mostly for my own amusement, I must admit.)
And here be the outcome:
Idea Submision Form-(this is exactly how I filled it out.)
Idea Name:  Red Rubber Butt
Idea description:  [...]

Victim Man

 Ok men…I’ma gonna help you out.  Just because I like you.
All in all you’re a marvelous gender…But I think Some of you have been OverFeminized by our fucked up society. As a result,  You, your woman and your relationships are suffering.
You’ve been told it’s okay to cry. You’ve been told it’s healthy and normal.
Well…maybe it’s healthy…I’m [...]

Paul is Dead (?!)

 This may be old news to some of you, If so… Ok,
but I wasn’t around yet in the 60’s, so I hadn’t heard this rumor until I stumbled across it on the God blessed internet.
Being a Beatles fan ( McCartney my fav. ) and also being that I tend to become facinated with conspiracy theories-I [...]